Daily Weather Report

April 8, 2013 § Leave a comment

You’ll be soaked in sun today – put on your shorts and chacos!

Get ready for the major sunstorm by opening up all of your windows.

Sunsicles are already forming all over town.

We anticipate at least 80,000 feet of sun to accumulate over New Jersey today.

The sun will likely warm you down to the bones.

Feel free to take this sunstorm lightly – no lives will be threatened by it.

Offices and schools will remain open today as a sunstorm sweeps the city.

Sunmageddon, sunpocalypse, sunzilla, 2013.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GO OUTSIDE!

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View from my office window today. Can I just hang my head out of the window?

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